Oh hey gurrrrrr

Hey everyone! Bailey here, Just chillaxing and watching “Conan The Barbarianand I thought it would be a good time to do a blog entry, you may have noticed that I am trying to update here a bit more often. The only issue is that I am actually incredibly boring. I am not constantly making porn like so many people would assume, I am not an escort, I’ve never been to a club, and so I am often just sitting around in my pajamas watching wonderfully cheesy 80s movies, last night it was “Caddyshack”. However, I will attach an archive racy photo to spice up this maddeningly mundane glimpse into my actual life. And I do not mean this in an “I’m so adorably off-beat and faux-nerd G4 host, Zooey Deschanel horse shit” way, I am literally just saying that I prefer sitting around in my living room as opposed to being hit on my a gorilla with a tribal tattoo. Did that sound bitter? Anywho! Make sure to listen to Bailey Jay Radio available on iTunes!

28 Responses to “Oh hey gurrrrrr”

  1. Amazing! (:

    And I’m very happy because you’re again on Twitter.

    Well, many people are happy because you came back to Twitter. We all missed you Bailey! and I loved your new Youtube Channel.

    *huggles*

  2. Marcos Rivera Says:

    Good, I’m happy now because you posted something new here. Haha. You’re amazing.

  3. omg bailey i honestly love you like i will go crazy to meet you and to hang out homestly i dont wanna come off like a weirdo but i love you and your work wish my dream could come true one day :)

  4. Wow, I really imagine you as being this extremely extrovert pornstar-charisma’d party-hopper.

    Also; Marcell, what the shit.. didn’t she say 1 entry ago that she doesn’t do social networking anymore? No idea why your comment got approved..

  5. Oh my gawd Bailey!!! I am so FUCKING IN LOVE WITH YOU -endearingly boring or not!!! I love sitting around in my pj’s too although I’d much rather be in yours!! Dump Matt and marry me please!!! Love ya babes!!!!

  6. I would love to sit around and watch 80′s movies with you. I grew up on that. I would recomend Naked Gun, Airplane, and Hot Shots.

  7. Good to see you again on Twitter! :D :D:D

    Follow me @todyaa22

  8. Allo bailey,

    I saw some film of you on some xxtube site you are very sexy. But I know now that you are a real person who like to watch film on your sofa in pyjama I dream that you have a place beside you I can watch that film. I love you Bailey.

  9. Bob Bourgeois Says:

    Hey Bailey you probably will not get this but I like poetry and I stumbled across the idea of writing a piece for you.

    I believe.
    In all the symbols that you and I or they could be.
    Please listen to me.
    The out right beauty of you.
    Not physical.
    The ability to do what you want to do it.
    Choose what you want to choose.
    Whether it be to come out to your parents.
    Whether it be to change your sexual identity.
    Whether it be to tell your football team.
    You and everyone that has the courage to proudly be who they want to be.
    I am not talking about what career but in life quite frankly.
    I believe you are a awesome human being.
    So please for the sake of god do not change.
    Just be who you want to be.
    You have one god dam awesome personality.

  10. NiKiKuRiToN Says:

    We all know you’re no Olivia Munn, you’re the real deal.
    The universe is telling me, watch more ‘Conan the barbarian’ It keeps popping up everywhere! “Ahhh Get Down!” Gotta follow it up with Red Sonya (incredibly cheesy but fun)

  11. “Gunga la gunga…”
    -the Lama

    ps, enjoy all them movies girl!

  12. You’re beautiful Bailey

  13. It’s good to know that you’re doing something other than pr0n. Everyone, check out this awesome Steve Jobs tribute here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoWe6fR5SeU&feature=channel_video_title RIP

  14. Hey Bailey and Matt,
    Loved the last podcast, especially the Dylan start to the music. Nice touch! Just a thought on the geek tip, ever thought of doing a non-porno doctor who parody? This would totally blend with the geek-chic theme you have going. Keep the podcasts coming, they are funny and ever so entertaining, yours as a fan forever collierdedward@yahoo.com

  15. i think i speak for all of us when i say we want to see a pic of you in your pijamas. :)

  16. Nothing wrong with hanging around with 80′s movies, the better movies seem to be from the 80′s. Curl up with a nice big bowl of popcorn, put the movie in the VCR and relax.

  17. A Passing Stranger Says:

    I don’t think you’re boring. I bet you think a lot that you don’t tell other people about. It tends to be the case that people have more than the visible dimensions, like they’re walking manifestations of string theory. If you feel like you’ve got nothing to talk about that other people would want to read, you might re-evaluate yourself and dip into those less visible dimensions.

  18. Awesome movie. I love to get a good laugh from Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd. Mix in a little John Candy classics like The Great Outdoors and Uncle Buck. Definitely could make for a nice comedy movie marathon!

  19. Hello Bailey Jay, why haven’t you updated your blog?

    You should make a new video on youtube too :D I love those videos on ur channel

    and Im so happy cuz ur back on twitter

    Cya! love u!

  20. Bailey! You are an awesome person!
    I only wish that I could be like you one day.
    I really wish that I could be your friend someday.
    But that probly wont happen
    Kuz I’m just some perv u never met IRL.
    And that’s okay, its a good enough reason, lol!
    But I really hope you know,
    That everyone who is your friend is very lucky.

  21. I still want your dick white girl!

  22. Hi Bailey, I haven’t been on here for quite some time, we exchanged messages on Myspace a pretty good while back, just wanted to say I’m glad to see you’re doing so well for yourself, and though like everybody else coming to this site, i enjoy your porn, I’m glad you’re discovering you’re capable of other new exciting career choices. Hope you continue to live life to the fullest…and i hope this didn’t come off as creepy lol

    -Cap

  23. So you’re gonna be on Bob Kelly’s podcast next week?

  24. You have a new fan and it’s me!!! I don’t have tribal tattoos, so I can’t be that gorilla.

  25. Ah the 80s. When movies were awesome.

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